Only the chosen ones will get the call
There's no denying that here at the Superzooka, located deep underground hidden in the far north of Canada, we love the dark corners of our universe. When we are snowed in for months and the days grow dark quickly, we huddle around our giant stone fireplace as Professor Oddfellow regales us of tales of his younger days, before the end of the world. Before he discovered time travel. Before Superzooka!
We will be revealing a very exclusive invite-only opportunity.
In the meantime, Superzooka loyalists, enjoy some items free of monetary encumberances. ALL HAIL SUPERZOOKA.
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